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Takoshima Co-Eds are female civilians found in Takoshima during Destroy All Humans! 2.

Description[]

Takoshima Co-Eds are found all over Takoshima, but mostly around Takoshima City or Zen Temple. They are based on the stereotypical anime schoolgirl. Their thoughts show that they are overly optimistic eighteen year olds who love college and show drastic obsessions with their boyfriends, American culture, Hiya Pussy merchandise, and their uniforms.

Models/Appearances[]

Takoshima Co-Eds have black hair tied into pigtails by yellow hairclips and brown eyes. They wear a white sailor fuku with a navy scarf, a navy skirt, long socks, and black shoes.

Quotes[]

  • "Run for life!" (alerted)
  • "Space invader!"
  • "Foreigner!"
  • "Little green foreign devil!"
  • "Mommy!"
  • "Evil commie, put me down!" (lifted with Psychokinesis)
  • "I know I hot, but please!" (set on fire)
  • "Best thing about being eighteen? I be this age forever!" (inner thoughts)
  • "I wish I could break into Hiya Pussy store and live there forever and ever!"
  • "Oh boyfriend-san, you are so boring. But I have to have a boyfriend-san. It like a Takoshimese co-ed rule."
  • "If one more GI comes up to me and says "fi dolla, fi dolla, me love you long time", I swear to God I'm gonna kick him in the nads!"

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